Celebrity Photos of the Week: Tom Cruise shops at Wal-Mart, and other lies
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Honk if you love Mel Brooks.Mario Anzuoni/Reuters
Honk if you love Martin Short.Mario Anzuoni/Reuters
Don’t honk if you love this dancer, also photographed at the American Film Institute's Life Achievement Award Gala honouring Mel Brooks in Hollywood last week.Mario Anzuoni/Reuters
Hugh Jackman sings a number from Les Misérables while hosting the annual Wal-Mart shareholders meeting in Fayetteville, Ark., last week. My god, what self-respecting Hollywood star would perform for Wal-Mart?!?!Rick Wilking/Reuters
Oh. Hi, Tom!Rick Wilking/Reuters
Tom and Hugh hug it out for the shareholders of a store in which neither would be caught dead and whose typical customer they prefer be kept on the far side of velvet ropes and 20-foot gilded gates.Rick Wilking/Reuters
On to Spike TV's annual Guys’ Choice awards in Culver City, Calif., last week, where Seth MacFarlane (left) and Mark Wahlberg embody the sophistication of an awards show based on the choices made by “guys.”Mario Anzuoni/Reuters
Really, guys?Mario Anzuoni/Reuters
The aging Burt Reynolds is forced to rely on a prostheses in order to rut at Spike TV's annual Guys’ Choice awards in Culver City, Calif., last week.Mario Anzuoni/Reuters
Jake Gyllenhaal, dressed like the character of The Dude from The Big Lebowski, just offended every fan of The Dude at Spike TV's annual Guys’ Choice awards in Culver City, Calif., last week.Mario Anzuoni/Reuters
Jeff Bridges threatens to slay Jake Gyllenhaal and restore the honour of The Dude at Spike TV's annual Guys’ Choice awards in Culver City, Calif., last week.Mario Anzuoni/Reuters
Ben Affleck surprises Clint Eastwood with a kiss after Affleck was named Guy of the Year at Spike TV's Guys’ Choice awards in Culver City, Calif., last week. It took four hours for doctors to remove the antlers subsequently thrust into the side of Affleck’s head.Mario Anzuoni/Reuters
Jason Sudeikis offers his body to a giraffe at the Guys’ Choice awards in what would be, in the course of a normal week, the only suggestive photo of a celebrity and an animal.Mario Anzuoni/Reuters
But this is not a normal week, obviously.Lucas Jackson/Reuters
Probably best not to have followed that last photo of Neil Patrick Harris with this one of him and his partner David Burtka arriving at the Tony Awards in New York on Sunday.Carlo Allegri/Reuters
Always pleasant to see Steven Van Zandt’s face. That’s him with his wife Maureen at the Tony Awards in New York on Sunday.Carlo Allegri/Reuters
Beginning to have grave concerns that Tom Hanks’s mustache is not for a role and that he does actually yell at kids to climb the goddamn rope all the way to the top, you bunch of pussies!Lucas Jackson/Reuters
Oh look! They’re giving Tony Awards to maitre d’s now!Carlo Allegri/Reuters
Patina Miller pretends not to notice that she snagged her gown on something inconsequential at the Tony Awards in New York on Sunday.Carlo Allegri/Reuters
Cyndi Lauper punches herself in the back of the head for fun at the Tony Awards in New York on Sunday.Carlo Allegri/Reuters
Okay, we need to have a quick talk about Treasury Board President Tony Clement’s sideburns.Sean Kilpatrick/The Canadian Press
Tweeted this photo and the consensus seems to be that Tony Clement is either really into Wolverine or he wants to be an early-1980s sportscaster. You pick.Adrian Wyld/The Canadian Press
“Who the hell is Tony Clement?” Hugh Jackman wonders while enhancing his brand at the Wal-Mart shareholders meeting in Arkansas last week.Rick Wilking/Reuters