Joan Kimball
First, take our foodie quiz here; then come back to this page and see what your score means:
1 to 3 - Uh oh. You're a food boob. The next time someone asks you who your favourite chef is, tell them the truth: Sarah Lee. Then burp (intentionally).
4 to 6 - Good job! You're an amateur epicurean. Practise your wine sniffing and flavour-note evoking - you're headed to the big leagues!
7 to 8 - Congratulations: You are a genuine foodie. Now stop wasting time and go blanch some heirloom purple carrots.