Radio Goo-Goo
Spring is in the air - and so is the aroma of soiled nappies. All things baby will be celebrated at 12th annual Spring Baby Time Show: Barney; Bob the Builder, fashion shows for mummies and tots, a seminar by "sleep doula" Tracey Ruiz, breastfeeding advice, and oodles of maternity wear, bottles, nursing bras, cribs, blankets and, of course, diapers. (Saturday and Sunday, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. International Centre, Hall 1. $15.)
Radio Ga-Ga
Everyone loves a wedding. It's the wedding industry that sucks, that vortex of vanity-oriented capitalism assimilating single-minded brides- and hubbies-to-be into the consumerist robots they vowed they would never become. At the Spring Wedding Show - "where indie meets couture" - events include engagement portraits by some of the city's top photographers and a workshop on printing custom stationary (a.k.a. wedding invitations!) with a vintage press. (Saturday, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Drake Hotel, 1150 Queen St. W. $10.)
Walk on the Wild Side
Jane's Walk is, hands -- er, feet -- down, the most exciting peripatetic event in the city. Residents lead their fellow citizens on guided walks, including a locavore foraging session, a tour of Jane and Finch, a focus on Edwardian homes, the history of Kensington Market, a funeral-director's-eye-view of the city and "Places to Bonk on Your Lunch Hour" by Sasha. Of course. (All weekend. Free. janeswalk.net)
Everyone Knows It's Windy
It's the Kortright Centre's Four Winds Spring Kite Festival, where families can watch a professional kite-flying demonstration - yes, there are professionals - and then take the first steps towards becoming one (ha! over your dead body!) by building their very own kite. (today and tomorrow 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. 9550 Pine Valley Dr., Vaughan. Adults: $8, children: $6.)
Rebel Rebel
Eddie Izzard may be the greatest British comedian you've never heard of. Described by John Cleese as "the lost Python," he's drier and darker and more transvestite-y than Ricky Gervais. He's headed, at last, to Massey Hall. (Saturday, 8 p.m. $40.95 to $61.95.)